The 2012-2013 school year is my thirty-fifth year
of working in the teaching profession. I have taught second, fourth, fifth and
sixth grade. I have taught self-contained learning disabilities, resource
special education, basic English Language Learners and mainstream classes. I
have even spent eight years of my career teaching teachers. Throughout my
career I have come across things about teaching that will never change:
Nobody
Believes Teaching is a Real Job
Unfortunately, many think that teachers go to work
at 8:00 and leave at 3:00. Many also think we get too many holidays and summers
off. Throughout my thirty-five years of teaching, I have learned not to try and
change the minds of imbeciles.
I have never worked less than ten-hour days and
that doesn’t include the work I do at home in the evenings and on the weekends.
Imbeciles don’t understand that most teachers work through their breaks and
their summers and generally don't get paid for it.
The imbeciles that don’t believe that teaching is a
real profession couldn’t begin to write lesson plans, read and answer emails, teach
intervention, stand recess duty, serve 35 students breakfast, get the recyclable
breakfast items to the recycle bin in the back parking lot, collect homework,
collect book order money, collect field trip money, collect library books, check agendas, check
reading logs, take attendance, council a student through a poor choice, answer
forty-five questions about forty-five different topics and help the substitute
next door prepare for a day without lesson plans– all before 8:00 a.m.!
Kids
Will Be Kids
I am always asked how much kids have changed over
the years. My answer is always the same, they haven’t. Kids are kids. They need
structure. They need discipline. They need love.
Kids need and want a routine. They want to know
exactly what time math is going to happen. They want to know exactly what time
lunch is going to happen. They will have a hissy fit, if one strays from that
routine.
Kids want to know the rules and they want to follow
them. They need consequences for their behavior good and bad. If they know the
rules and know that one will give out the consequences equally and fairly every
time, they will follow them. Kids are lost without discipline.
Just love them. Laugh at their silly redundant
April Fools jokes. Take a deep breath when they act like kids. Let them know
they are cared about. Remember loving them doesn’t mean giving them anything
they want and letting them do anything they want.
7
Weeks
It takes 45 days to make a habit so it takes 7
weeks for kids to catch on to a new routine. I learned this from my friend,
Colleen, that I team-taught with for many years. Each year when we started with
a new group of kids, I would get so frustrated that they weren’t getting “it”
(everything I wanted them to do in the classroom and at home that involved
learning) in the first two weeks. Colleen would always be the calm one and say,
“Cathy, you know it takes 7 weeks. It takes 7 weeks for them to know that you
are serious about following rules, doing their homework, understanding
classroom routines. 7 weeks!”
So, every year after that, we would look at each
other on the first day of school and repeat our mantra, “7 weeks, 7 weeks, 7
weeks.”
After Colleen moved out of state and we would talk
about are beginning of the year frustrations, we would both say at the same
time, “7 weeks, 7 weeks, 7 weeks.”
Colleen recently moved back to sunny Arizona and is
teaching at Tomahawk again, unfortunately, not at the same grade level as I.
This year she has a tough class. One day she peaked in my room while I was
teaching and she had a defeated look on her face and at the same time we both
said, “7 weeks.”
Lice
Will Find Their Way to Any Classroom
One might think this is a silly thing to know, but
if one teaches one will meet these evil parasitic creatures. No matter where
one teaches, no matter who one teaches one will come in contact with lice.
Trust me when I say this.
This
Too Shall Pass
When a new way to improve the educational system
comes down the pike, I always laugh because I know this too shall pass. When
the baby teachers whine about the “new” system, I just shrug my shoulders, go
in my room, close the door and teach. Throughout my thirty-five years of teaching I have
seen a lot of “new” curriculum that was going to save the teaching profession:
TERC Math, Math Their Way, Everyday Math, Singapore Math, Excel Math, Math-U-See not to
mention all the reading curriculum. I know that about every five years the
math, reading, science and social studies curriculum will change. I have never
seen one all encompassing program in any subject area. I have always just taken
what I think will work with my students at the time and integrate it into what
I already do.
Along with curriculum changing every five years so
goes administration. I tried to think back and count all the different
administrators I have had and I couldn’t remember them all. That might be
because I am old or I have had many administrators. When fellow teachers
complain about the school administration, I just shrug my shoulders, go in my
room, close the door and teach. This too shall pass.
How
Tight One’s Pants Are Will Affect One’s Mood for the Entire Day
Many wonder why teachers don’t dress
professionally. “If teachers dressed more professionally, they would be taken
more seriously.” First, teachers don’t have the bank account for high-end
suits. If one can’t get it at Target, Wal-Mart or Ross, one isn’t wearing it.
Secondly, it is strategically impossible to sit in a primary-sized chair or on
the floor and get up with any dignity left in a pencil skirt, silk blouse and
six-inch heels. Thirdly, dress pants are too tight. One cannot wear tight
waistbands and work with children because how tight one’s pants are will affect
one’s mood for the entire day. Someone could die.
A
Teacher Will Never Be Rich
I have spent the last thirty-five years living from
paycheck to paycheck. I am sure that it is my fault. When I signed my first
teaching contract I signed for $8,900. That was not my monthly salary. That was
my yearly salary. To top off the poor pay most of a teacher’s salary goes back
into the classroom.
When I signed my contract, I knew I was never going
to be rich, monetarily. I am rich in so many other ways. My students pay me in
so many different ways. I drive to school everyday excited about my job. I hate
days off. Throughout my thirty-five years of teaching I have had one bad year,
only one! (That was the year I had the female Mafia in my room, but that’s
another blog.) I love all my students even the one’s I want to strangle. I
can’t imagine a life without wondering how much it is going to cost me to make
sure every student is organized and ready to learn. I can’t imagine a life
without the frustration of waiting for payday. I can’t imagine a life without
being surrounded by students.
Paco’s Perspective
Everything
You Need to Know About Being a Chihuahua
Twirl
Only to the Left
Don’t try twirling the opposite direction. It doesn’t
work.
Cute
Counts
Sitting up and pawing will get a dog anything a dog
wants. Remember to use the puppy-dog eyes.
The Flip Side
Everything
You Need to Know About Lizard Chasing
They’re Tricky
